Anyone posting the slightest hint of anything negative about my nuzzler will be bitchslapped into the next election and summarily deleted. Your IP will be traced and I will show up at your door with an overflowing litterbox, its contents burning like wildfire at your doorstep. You will be roasted like a side of sizzling beef and buttered with the verbal tongue lashing of your life.
Maui is a 5 star meal prepared by holy virgins and you are a back roads diner meal of anxiety and a side order of 25,000 botulism tainted tendencies. Don't mess with me.
Now that we have that cleared up, welcome to Maui's Shrine.
