march 19, 2007 at 7:57am

hi, handsome. i haven't been feeling so hot, but your pictures still find me. sometimes when i don't feel so hot .. looking at your pictures make me feel worse. other times i feel so blessed to have been loved back by you. i'm okay. wondering where you are living. hoping you are remembering me because i will see you again. please don't spray there. i don't want to have to explain you later. by the time i get there i'll be too tired.

your loving human,
mom

the catlove of my life, rolling.
just look at that perfect little form!

this was possibly the dustiest cat i've ever known. he was the dustiest cat i've ever loved. he lived coated in a layer of dirt. so charming. only this particular cat could have made me love dirt. i miss rinsing my mouth out all the time. there is one little meow in here so make sure your speakers are turned up.

you were my little muse then and you are my little muse now.

i have missed him so much that i carved him out of a giant clove of garlic. yes, that is one clove. this was the first of many to come, i'm sure. when your cat is as amazing as the nuzzler was it is very easy to stretch one clove of garlic into the image of your pet. try it.

these giant, so very perfect, cloves of garlic can be found at trader joe's.

it's december 31st, and i'm crying. i miss you.

Just added: Harry at 4lbs, 5 mos!

Anyone posting the slightest hint of anything negative about my nuzzler will be bitchslapped into the next election and summarily deleted. Your IP will be traced and I will show up at your door with an overflowing litterbox, its contents burning like wildfire at your doorstep. You will be roasted like a side of sizzling beef and buttered with the verbal tongue lashing of your life.

Maui is a 5 star meal prepared by holy virgins and you are a back roads diner meal of anxiety and a side order of 25,000 botulism tainted tendencies. Don't mess with me.

Now that we have that cleared up, welcome to Maui's Shrine.

look at him, just look at him. no cat has a right to be this cute!

i don't like so much photo manipulation and so avoid it but how could i resist those eyes, that nose, those whisker holes, the chocolatey tufted paws, ooooooooooo and those hairs sticking out off the top of those perfect ears? i could eat him if he wasn't so aloof. he'd snub my stomach and make me sour inside.