it's december 31st, and i'm crying. i miss you.

Just added: Harry at 4lbs, 5 mos!

Anyone posting the slightest hint of anything negative about my nuzzler will be bitchslapped into the next election and summarily deleted. Your IP will be traced and I will show up at your door with an overflowing litterbox, its contents burning like wildfire at your doorstep. You will be roasted like a side of sizzling beef and buttered with the verbal tongue lashing of your life.

Maui is a 5 star meal prepared by holy virgins and you are a back roads diner meal of anxiety and a side order of 25,000 botulism tainted tendencies. Don't mess with me.

Now that we have that cleared up, welcome to Maui's Shrine.

look at him, just look at him. no cat has a right to be this cute!

i don't like so much photo manipulation and so avoid it but how could i resist those eyes, that nose, those whisker holes, the chocolatey tufted paws, ooooooooooo and those hairs sticking out off the top of those perfect ears? i could eat him if he wasn't so aloof. he'd snub my stomach and make me sour inside.

beautiful harry bezalel, out of focus and out of reach. his aloofness only makes
me want his fluffy butt all the more.